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One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT????!!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realising that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep.

Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with the hot girl at work, but she had a boyfriend. One day Eddie got so desperate that he went to her and said, "I will give you $1000 if you let me have sex with you." The girl looked at him shocked and said, "Hell no!" He said, "I'll be real quick; I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend over to get it, and I'll be finished by the time you've picked it up!" She thought for a moment and told him that she had to ask her boyfriend. So she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, "Ask the guy for $2000. Pick up the money really really fast, and he won't even have time to get his pants down!" She agreed and accepts the proposal.

Pembantu: "Nyonya, saya mau minta kenaikan gaji..." Nyonya: "Knp saya hrs menaikkan gaji km?" Pembantu: "Ada 3 alasan nyonya, pertama saya membersihkan rmh lbh bersih drpd nyonya." Nyonya: "Siapa yg blng?" Pembantu: "Tuan yg blng." Nyonya: "Oh?" Pembantu: "Kedua, saya memasak lbh enak drpd nyonya." Nyonya: "Siapa yg blng?" Pembantu: "Tuan yg blng." Nyonya: "Oh?" Pembantu: "Ketiga, saya di ranjang lbh hebat drpd nyonya." Nyonya: "Oh?! Apa tuan jg yg blng?!" Pembantu: "Bkn nyonya, supir yg blng." Nyonya: "Sssttt...km minta kenaikan brp?" :D

I sense the dark power will raise !!

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Uang bukan segalanya. Masih ada Mastercard & Visa.

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