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A man walks into a drug store with his 12-year old son. They  happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks.  'What are these, Dad?  To which the man matter-of-factly replies, 'those are called condoms,  son. Men use them to have safe sex.
'Oh I see,' replied the boy. Yes, I've heard of safe sex in health  class at School'  He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, 'Why  are there 3 in this package?'

Strange High School Couple

The dad replies, 'Those are for high schoolboys, one for Friday, one  for Saturday, and one for Sunday.'

'Cool' says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, 'then who are these for?'

http://www.aliceray.com/Pictures/collegecouple.jpg

'Those are for college men,' the dad answers,'TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.'

'WOW!' exclaimed the boy, 'then who uses THESE?' he asks, picking up a 12 pack.

http://www.ayushveda.com/magazine/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/married-couple.jpg



With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, 'Those are for  married men. One for January, one for February, one for March.......'
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  1. WillyMarch 20, 2009 at 11:38 PM

    hahaha.. udah married jg harus pake ya? :D

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  2. MoconaMarch 21, 2009 at 5:26 AM

    Kalo dah married liat frekuensi-nya tuh.. :)

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  3. M3lonMarch 24, 2009 at 1:52 AM

    iya intinya bkn itu kali ko wil hahahaha

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