Nice Sentences - Rules for Men

1. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking,

     but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED. 

2.. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption : 

• Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD 
• After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY 

3. Three FASTEST means of Communication : 

1. Tele-Phone 


2. Tele-Vision 


3. Tell to Woman 

Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE.. 

4.. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends. 

5.. 3 Easy Ways to Die : 

1. Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early. 

2. Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early. 

3. Love Someone Truly - You will die daily. 

6.. Let us be generous like this :

Four Ants are moving through a forest. They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. 

• Ant 1 says : we should KILL him. 

• Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. 

• Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path.. 

• Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR. 

7. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life. 

If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life. 

8.. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE. 

Answer : On their MARRIAGE. 

9. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness. 

Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL. 

10. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. 

Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.