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Meaningless Life

Don't you waste it !

What the customer really needed

Klik gambarnya untuk lebih jelas ( Reddit )

Cara mendekati cewek lewat HP

Kamu dah dapet no. HP-nya, langkah selanjutnya adalah mendekati cewek itu lewat hubungan telepon, SMS, dan mengenal dirinya lebih dalam. Berikut adalah langkah-langkah kongkrit yang terbukti banyak membantu teman-teman yang mengalami masalah yang sama. Download e-book ini dan pelajari lah.. ebook dalam bahasa inggris yaa

Big Dog Horny Dog

Herpes !!

Yeah yeah... ini Natal... yuk kita ngobrol yg serius :) tadi baru saja baca topik soal Herpes.. gmn menurut pendapat temen2? throwawayherp I just got Herpes from my girlfriend about 3 months ago. Had the standard run-of-the mill std check. I later discovered that this does NOT include a check for herpes, so that's one lesson learned way too fucking late. Things are looking pretty awesome with my current, never been with anyone like her. Its probably got a long timeframe, but I'm young and will probably date again. I haven't had to face the reality of using my game post-relationship yet. Admittedly, I have some fear of going outside of my current situation due to fear of herpes rejection. On one hand. I feel that I should just not tell anybody. The guy that gave it to my girlfriend didn't tell her (She got it after about a year and a half of unprotected sex). So why do I have to be that guy that fucks up my chances? Should I just take it like a sucker from some anonymous...

Journey to the Edge of the Universe

National Geographic presents the first accurate non-stop voyage from Earth to the edge of the Universe using a single, unbroken shot through the use of spectacular CGI (Computer-Generated Imagery) technology. Building on images taken from the Hubble telescope, Journey to the Edge of the Universe explores the science and history behind the distant celestial bodies in the solar system. This spectacular, epic voyage across the cosmos, takes us from the Earth, past the Moon and our neighboring planets, out of our Solar System, to the nearest stars, nebulae and galaxies and beyond – right to the edge of the Universe itself. When you finish this video, you will walk away from it with an awareness that you never had before, of the unseen astronomically massive universe that we float around on like a spec of dust in the ocean. This video takes you on a journey through the universe as if you are watching a Sci Fi adventure. Yet you constantly have to remind yourself that what you’re seeing is ...

I'm so sorry to inform you...

Kick a Thief !

Internet Pornography

Perlu diakui bahwa mencegah pornografi supaya tidak bisa diakses oleh anak dibawah umur sekarang ini hampir merupakan sebuah tugas yang mustahil. Setahu saya hampir semua keyword bisa jadi porno. Solusi apa yang bisa kita gunakan untuk pencegahannya? Google secara default menyaring semua hasil search, tapi itupun masih ada saja yang lolos. Belum lagi spam-spam yang terus menerus datang ke mailbox kita. Walau kita cuek-cuek aja dan langsung masuk ke Spam Box, tapi rasa penasaran kadang membuat kita iseng melihat ke Spam Box. Kadang juga email normal ter-filter masuk ke Spam Box. Susah deh......

Watch where you're going !

Aborsi

Duh serem... kalau sudah 23 minggu (5 bulan lebih) sebaiknya jangan aborsi deh..

Oprah's Bees !!

Eastern Telegraph's Vast Network of Undersea Cables, Circa 1901

The year Queen Victoria died and Emperor Hirohito was born, there already existed a globe-spanning network of electronic communications cables... wew... 1901 sudah ada sambungan telepon di Jakarta The Eastern Telegraph Company expanded the cable length from 8,860 miles on its founding to 22,400 miles just 15 years later. The Company steadily took over a number of companies founded to connect the West Indies and South America, leading to a name change to The Eastern and Associated Telegraph Companies. Wikipedia Cable & Wireless Communications Cable to India, Singapore, Far East and Australasia An 1863 cable to Bombay provided a crucial link to Saudi Arabia.[5] In 1870 Bombay was linked to London via submarine cable in a combined operation by four cable companies, at the behest of the British Government. In 1872 these four companies were combined to form the mammoth globespanning Eastern Telegraph Company, owned by John Pender. A spin-off from Eastern Telegraph Company was a second s...

UU Lalu Lintas 2009 akan efektif mulai 1 Januari 2011

( Epaper Pikiran Rakyat 15 Desember 2010 ) Pemberlakuan sanksi dalam UU No 22 Tahun 2009 tentang lalu lintas dan angkutan jalan raya mulai diefektifkan pada 2011. Menurut Kasatlantas Polrestabes Bandung AKBP Sambodo Purnomo, warga yang sedang berkendara dan diketahui melakukan aktivitas menelepon atau sms akan ditindak tegas. "Sanksi tersebut sesuai dengan undang-undang, efektifnya diberlakukan 2011. Kami tidak akan segan-segan menidak tegas bagi yang melanggar," ujar Sambodo usai acara Pembuatan SIM di Batalyon Kavaleri (Yonkav-4/Tank), Jalan Salak, Rabu (15/12/2010). Bila pengendara tertangkap tangan sedang menelepon atau sms, maka langsung akan dikenakan sanksi. Karena menurutnya, penggunaan telepon selular itu akan memecah konsentrasi para pengendara. Selain bisa membahayakan pengendara dan pengguna jalan lainnya. "Bila tertangkap tangan, maka sanksinya denda Rp 750 ribu," tegasnya. Sambodo pun mengklaim pihaknya sudah lama melakukan sosialisasi dengan memasang...

Strange Girl

The United States Constitution Page 1

Konstitusi Amerika ternyata terdiri dari 5 lembar.. dan ini adalah lembar pertama. Mungkin setara dengan UUD 1945 nya Indonesia. We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America. Article 1. Section 1 All legislative Powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress of the United States, which shall consist of a Senate and House of Representatives. Section 2 The House of Representatives shall be composed of Members chosen every second Year by the People of the several States, and the Electors in each State shall have the Qualifications requisite for Electors of the most numerous Branch of the State Legislature. No Person shall be a Representative who shall not have attained to the Age of twenty five Years, and b...

Jumping Dog

That is one HOT DOG !

Evolution Shouldn't Be Taught

(Facepalmed)

Read The Rule Carefully

Read This and Live !

OVERCONFIDENCE

Terlalu Percaya Diri juga kadang kurang bagus

The FBI is watching you

Weird Ways People Die in America

Tickle

He.he.he. Lucu juga

How to Catch a Seagull

Slow Down

A Most Interesting Story A man sat at a metro station in Washington DC and started to play the violin; it was a cold January morning. He played six Bach pieces for about 45 minutes. During that time, since it was rush hour, it was calculated that thousands of people went through the station, most of them on their way to work. Three minutes went by and a middle aged man noticed there was musician playing. He slowed his pace and stopped for a few seconds and then hurried up to meet his schedule. A minute later, the violinist received his first dollar tip: a woman threw the money in the till and without stopping continued to walk. A few minutes later, someone leaned against the wall to listen to him, but the man looked at his watch and started to walk again. Clearly he was late for work. The one who paid the most attention was a 3 year old boy. His mother tagged him along, hurried but the kid stopped to look at the violinist. Finally the mother pushed hard and the child continued to wal...

Bea Impor untuk Barang Bawaan di 2011

Rabu, 24 Nopember kemarin, pemerintah mengeluarkan peraturan bea impor untuk barang yang dibawa penumpang, awak sarana angkutan, dan pelintas batas, serta barang kiriman masuk ke Indonesia. Peraturan Menteri Keuangan Nomor 188/PMK.04/2010 ini akan berlaku mulai 1 Januari 2011. Kepala Biro Humas Kemenkeu, Yudi Pramadi, dalam keterangannya yang diterima di Jakarta, Rabu (24/11), menyebutkan, barang yang dikenai bea impor adalah barang pribadi yang dibawa penumpang, barang pribadi awak sarana angkutan, atau barang pribadi pelintas batas, dan/atau barang dagangan yang melampaui batas nilai pabean dan/atau jumlah tertentu. “Satu lagi kebijakan aneh ditelurkan. Kalau dipaksakan diberlakukan, maka Indonesia akan menjadi negara terkenal karena banyaknya aturan yang mengada-ada,” ujar pengamat ekonomi, Fauzi Ikhsan. Mengenai batasan jumlah barang yang tidak dikenakan bea impor (bebas bea masuk), Yudi menyebutkan, untuk barang pribadi penumpang dengan nilai pabean paling banyak US$250 (FOB) per...

The 2010 Social Networking Map

Where White Man Went Wrong

Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that

Scary Dance

Biaya Paspor Naik 2011 (updated: BATAL)

Karena paspor si Fung abis April 2011, jadi dia denger2 ada info kalau biaya paspor bakal awal tahun 2011 nanti, katanya jadi Rp. 1,5jt.. wew... jadi aku cari info.. TERNYATA BENAR ! menurut Medan Bisnis : Menteri Hukum dan HAM, Patrialis Akbar, menyatakan biaya pengurusan paspor awal tahun depan akan dinaikkan. “Mungkin sekitar Rp500 ribu lebih untuk mengurus paspor baru yang kita beri nama i-paspor. "Jika sekarang biaya pengurusan paspor masih berkisar Rp270 ribu maka sekitar 100 persen biaya pengurusan paspor itu naik,” Menurutnya, sekarang ini masih banyak terjadi adanya indentitas palsu dalam paspor. “Jadi, lembaran paspor itu dibuka sudah ada chip khusus yang menyimpang indentitas pemiliknya yang asli,” katanya... “Paspor lama masih berlaku, cuma perpanjangan atau mengurus yang baru tetap kita kenakan biaya i-paspor, ” Sedangkan menurut Batam Cyber Zone : Pihak Imigrasi tahun depan akan menaikkan biaya tarif pembuatan paspor. Jika saat ini biaya pembuatan paspo...

Popular Science Monthly 1925

Sekarang ini jalan macet di mana-mana. Bagaimana solusi-nya? Pada tahun 1925, ada prediksi untuk memecahkan jalan macet masa depan, yaitu seperti ini.... Kelihatannya keren... kapan ya dibikin kayak gitu di Indonesia?

Release THE BEAR !

Dancing Girl

Sapi vs Anjing Liar

Wall Climber

Computer is Racist

Remember when we were poor? Steve Jobs & Bill Gates

Back the Fuck UP !

Do_your_homework You see, this way, he learns from experience. "Ok, so when I run at animals, they will likely fuck me up. Not gonna run at animals anymore." aweb31 My roommate and I were walking across campus at night and noticed two foreign (asian) students walking up to a pair of raccoon like they were going to pet it. We looked at each other and said, "Uhhh...you might not want to do that." Perhaps they don't have vicious small animals that look cute in asia? Phallic Uh, have you ever heard of Pikachu? akatherder We rented a cabin in TN. I was grilling outside when this goddamn gang of raccoons came at me. Growing up in Michigan, I've seen some big ass dogs rumble with a coon and I wanted nothing to do with that shit. And these were at least as big as the shetland pony sized coons up North. I froze for a second, threw the spatula in the air, tripped over the grill and scrambled inside. My wife says wtf? I point outside and she just sits there for a minut...

Poke the Dog

Harry Potter Dedication

Each of the Potter books was inscribed with a dedication that had a significance for J K Rowling ... Harry Potter And The Philosopher’s Stone Dedication: For Jessica who loves stories, Anne, who loved them too, and for Di, who heard this one first. Meaning: Jessica is Rowling’s first daughter, Anne was her mother, who died in 1990, and Dianne is her younger sister: the first ­person to read the first Harry Potter manuscript. Harry Potter And The Chamber of Secrets Dedication: For Sean P.F. Harris, getaway driver and foulweather friend. Meaning: Rowling met Harris at 11, when they were pupils at Wyedean school. He was the first of her friends to learn to drive and would take her — in her words ­ 'zooming off into the darkness' in his car. He was also the first person to whom she confided her dream of becoming a writer — and who believed that she would succeed. Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban Dedication: To Jill Prewett and Aine Kiely, the godmothers of Swing. Meaning...

Emma Watson (High Res)

A Very Lucky Guy

High Quality SuperHero Equipment

Nice Ride

Power of YOUR Action

One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, "Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd." I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friend tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him and as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, "Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives." He looked at me and said, "Hey thanks!"...

Stupid Acrobatic Move

Notice Board

15 things you didn't know about the dead

Have I been duped?

by itsatrap123 copied from Reddit This is a throwaway account so as to not tipoff my SO. We’re both mid thirties, professional, successful, divorced parents. We’re also engaged to be married pretty soon. We have what I thought to be a wonderful relationship, lots of talking, bonding, straightforward emotional exchanges, no trust issues, and great, frequent sex. However, and here is where things take a turn, it has recently come to my attention that the frequent sex part of the equation may have been a ruse. Things have been hectic lately, and I had been getting a weird vibe from her, so I point blank asked her a few things about our sex life, and I don’t like what I heard. She has sex with me quite often out of a feeling of duty. She has grown attracted to me, but does not find me “inherently attractive”. I’m not her “type”, apparently. What I am, I think, is safe, as her family wouldn’t be too happy about her seriously dating or heaven forbid marrying her “type”. She says that she is...

Colonel vs Ronald

Jimmy's Shoe Repair

Whack a Kitty

No kitty had been harmed

Why do Freeway comes to a Stop