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1. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking,



but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED. 



 



2.. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption : 



Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD 



After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY 



 



3. Three FASTEST means of Communication : 



1. Tele-Phone 



2. Tele-Vision 



3. Tell to Woman 



Need still FASTER?...- Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE.. 



 



4.. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends. 






5. 3 Easy Ways to Die : 



Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early. 



Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early. 



Love Someone Truly - You will die daily. 






6.. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest. 



They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. 



Ant 1 says : we should KILL him. 



Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. 



Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path.. 



Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR. 



 



7. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life. 



If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life. 



 



8.. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE. 



Answer : On their MARRIAGE. 






9. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness. 



Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL. 






10. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. 



Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.




Comments

  1. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life... hmmm... kok kayak true story seseorang ya... :roll: :roll:

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  2. wakakakaa.. si bambang selalu ingat sama teman2nya.. wakaka.

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  3. btw, ini jokes, betul2 menyudutkan married yah.. hauaha.. gmn tah yg udah pada married commentnya

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  4. Comment donk... iya itu dede aku.. gitu :roll: ha.ha.ha.

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