Nice Sentences

1. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking,

but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED. 

 

2.. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption : 

Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD 

After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY 

 

3. Three FASTEST means of Communication : 

1. Tele-Phone 

2. Tele-Vision 

3. Tell to Woman 

Need still FASTER?...- Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE.. 

 

4.. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends. 

5. 3 Easy Ways to Die : 

Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early. 

Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early. 

Love Someone Truly - You will die daily. 

6.. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest. 

They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. 

Ant 1 says : we should KILL him. 

Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. 

Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path.. 

Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR. 

 

7. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life. 

If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life. 

 

8.. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE. 

Answer : On their MARRIAGE. 

9. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness. 

Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL. 

10. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. 

Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.