1. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking,
but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
2.. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
• Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
• After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY
3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :
- Tele-Phone
- Tele-Vision
- Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE..
4.. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.
5.. 3 Easy Ways to Die :
1. Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.
2. Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.
3. Love Someone Truly - You will die daily.
6.. Let us be generous like this :
Four Ants are moving through a forest. They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.
• Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
• Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.
• Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path..
• Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.
7. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.
8.. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
9. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.
10. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.
HAHAHA.. Funny.. (Y) (Y) (Y)
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hahhahaha eh knp yah bnyk teribble jokes about marriage..emang marriage that horrible yah?
ReplyDeleteno 9 lucu bgt hahahhaa
no 5.3 mustinya love someone truly = consider you r dead ahahhahaha
no 3 tulisan merah sangat menyinggung hahahhaha
No.3 yg merah tuh menurutku ada banyak benernya juga loh...he..he.. :-D
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