Dude, Why Are You Staring at David Beckham’s Package?

Determined Aussie man solves David Beckham “Stuffgate” Scandal, man maintain claim that he himself is straight despite seeking a peek at another man's penis. Ever since those David Beckham Armani ads were released, women have been wondering if they were digitally retouched or not. David's wife Victoria Beckham has previously said that the contents of the Armani underwear was all David, and now another person has confirmed that David’s package is genuinely all his own. Well, DJ Kyle Sandilands of Australia confirmed that he’s a huge pervert who checked out David Beckham’s penis while using the urinals at Villa nightclub in LA. Kyle told listeners of his radio show:

“I was in the toilet at Villa nightclub in LA and there’s only two urinals in there, it’s very small.

“Somebody comes in behind me, and I hear a soft voice say ‘Hello, how are you?’ I turned around and think: ‘Holy s***! It’s David Beckham!’

“I’m midway through and I think, I’ve got to slow this down. I couldn’t help myself, for the first time in my life, I glanced down to the left and had a look.”

Asked whether Becks was a big boy, Kyle replied: “There’s two types of penis.

“There’s the one that’s the same size all the time and the other one changes in size.

“Let’s just say he looks like he’s got it going on whether it’s happy or not.”

Oh and of course DJ Kyle would like to add, “No homo.” but we know better. Seriously... DJ Kyle would only check out David’s package. C’mon guys. You gotta believe him, its David he couldn't help himself. No man in his right mind will ever be in a public restroom pissing with DJ Kyle ever again, I rather go in a public restroom to take a piss while Elton John and Ryan Seacrest are on either side of me at the urinal. I doubt those two would be trying to check out my junk. DJ Kyle is just a Peeping Tom perv... Here is something for the ladies and Elton John. Click on pictures to enlarge.


You are gay if you have an erection after seeing the pictures above of David Beckham. I am just saying in case you didn't know or wasn't sure. Don't you feel better knowing now? I just freed up many pussy for the market. The more dudes realizing that they are gay the better it is for straight dudes. Its called "reducing the competition" and I am all for that. If I could I would send some straight dudes to the other side too, freeing up more pussy for me. Its an idea...


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David Robert Joseph Beckham, OBE (born May 2, 1975 in Leytonstone, London, England) is an English professional footballer, who plays as a midfielder. He currently plays for and captains Major League Soccer's Los Angeles Galaxy and is also a member of the England national team. He earned his 100th cap for England against France in March 2008. www.GutterUncensored.com

He has twice been runner-up for FIFA World Player of the Year, and in 2004 was the world's highest-paid footballer. He was Google's most searched of all sports topics in both 2003 and 2004. Such global recognition has made him an elite advertising brand and a top fashion icon.captain of England from 15 November 2000 to 2 July 2006. He made 58 appearances as captain, and ended his tenure in that role after the 2006 FIFA World Cup finals. He continued to make contributions for the England national team in 2007 competitions.Leeds United. He came on as a substitute for regular captain Roy Keane, who was injured. Beckham went on to score a free-kick in this match, which finished 3-0. Beckham was Beckham captained Manchester United for the first time on October 21st 2000 in a Premiership match against

Beckham's career began when he signed a professional contract with Manchester United, making his first-team debut in 1992 aged 17. During his time there, United won the Premier League title six times, the FA Cup twice, and the UEFA Champions League in 1999. He left Manchester United to sign for Real Madrid in 2003, where he remained for four seasons. While at Madrid, Beckham became the first British footballer to play 100 Champions League matches. In his final season, Real clinched the 2006-07 La Liga chamionship title (Beckham's only major trophy with the club) in the final game of the season on 17 June. In January 2007, it was announced that Beckham would leave Real Madrid and sign a five-year contract with the Los Angeles Galaxy.

Beckham's new contract with the Galaxy, effective 1 July 2007, gave him the highest salary of any MLS player in history. He debuted for the team on 21 July in a friendly versus Chelsea at the Home Depot Center, and on 15 August, he had his first start with the team, scoring his first goal in the 2007 SuperLiga semi-final. His first league start then came on 18 August in front of a record crowd at Giants Stadium. www.GutterUncensored.com