This post just might be the most skanky post on the GutterUncensored.com ever! Well fellas, the Adult Expo and AVN Awards happened and they were a complete bust. My outlook on porn stars and porn will never be the same. When you watch these girls fucking on film it’s one thing, but to actually watch them in real life and being interview like regular celebrities is just strange… I’ll never be able to watch another skin flick again. Horrible fake tans, fake tits, fake lips, tattoos, too much make-up, ghetto prom dresses and bad skin was the main turn off but the dumb blonde act didn't help either.This thing was more of a tattoo expo more than any thing else. And the pure stupidity that comes from most of these girl’s mouths - as if they were actually famous and important with opinion's that matter - a complete joke. Don’t get me wrong, there were a few that were pretty and nice and seem like decent human beings, but that was few and far between. You know, the kind you would actually want to fuck. And the events were just as bad as most of the girls.
The Adult Expo had way too many sex offenders and horny old men (most of whom I suspect were still virgins), all waiting in line pathetically for hours to meet their favorite porn hoe, and the AVN Awards were just boring and lame. You get to see Carmen Luvana (who was one of the few nice ones) and the Best New Starlet, Bree Olsen, along with 3 other girls whose names I don’t know, but they weren’t very talkative. They seemed to be having a not so great time but unlike them the horny guys there salvaged the night by getting completely hammered. Anyway, the pictures nelow are not great but you will get an idea of things. I wish I could report back to you guys and say it was the most amazing thing ever but unfortunately, the people in the adult industry are lame. Don’t believe me? Go to one of their parties and find out for yourselves. I guarantee if you went to this thing you’ll leave wanting to go back to your normal girlfriends and bang the shit out of her with pride or as if you were digging for gold with your penis. The 2008 AVN Awards originally aired on Showtime on March 14, 2008 at 12am ET/PT but you can catch it again within a few weeks. For now you can enjoy the skanks/whores below. Click on pictures to enlarge.
And now we know how the skanky ghetto prom dresses are going to look like this year. Its good to know!
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those women are nothing without the makeup and clothes . seriously.
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